Friday, March 05, 2004
New Stupid Human Tricks
Because karaoke is so fifteen seconds ago.
Movieoke is exactly what it sounds like, and I'm looking forward to it. Butchering movie lines might be ridiculous, but it won't hurt my ears the way all those drunk-ass queens who think just because they're gay they can sing like Whitney Houston. At full volume. (don't get me wrong....it would be really nice if all gay people were naturally talented singers and dancers and interior decorators, etc...I'd be rich, dammit!...but really these boys need to learn to back off)
Movieoke is exactly what it sounds like, and I'm looking forward to it. Butchering movie lines might be ridiculous, but it won't hurt my ears the way all those drunk-ass queens who think just because they're gay they can sing like Whitney Houston. At full volume. (don't get me wrong....it would be really nice if all gay people were naturally talented singers and dancers and interior decorators, etc...I'd be rich, dammit!...but really these boys need to learn to back off)
