Wednesday, April 28, 2004
FrankenPets
Genetically engineered pets are the wave of the future:
People are paying $50,000 to have their cats cloned. I think that's pretty creepy. I mean, there are kagillions of other cats around, and unless you have, for instance, the last remaining Bengal tiger on your porch, cloning it is silly.
In the barnyard, transgenic pigs and chickens are being produced at much higher efficiency, yielding such useful traits as phosphorescence. Because meant that glows green is a good thing?
People are paying $50,000 to have their cats cloned. I think that's pretty creepy. I mean, there are kagillions of other cats around, and unless you have, for instance, the last remaining Bengal tiger on your porch, cloning it is silly.
In the barnyard, transgenic pigs and chickens are being produced at much higher efficiency, yielding such useful traits as phosphorescence. Because meant that glows green is a good thing?
