If your mother (or girlfriend or whomever) keeps telling you to lay off the PS2, you can now simply respond that you're studying to become a surgeon
. This kind of a finding isn't really a surprise, if you think about it, especially as games get more and more complex and subtle (ok, maybe only the controls are subtler...).
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, however, is that frequent ejaculation seems to protect against cancer. Finally, something fun that's actually good for us
Plus, it creates a whole new world for pickup lines: "Hey dude, let's go somewhere and prevent cancer together."