Sunday, July 25, 2004
"Bitter." Or, "Why I'm Still Single."
DC is a shitty town for dating. We all know this. A friend and I were commiserating on this fact tonight, and decided that in honor (well, sort of honor anyways) of Snow White, we would consider the Seven Gays of DC:
I try to at least vary my vices from day to day, as I get easily irritated with the drama. I guess I'm the eigth type: Picky.
We all have our moments, but it's bloody difficult to find guys in this town who don't fit one of these archetypes to a depressing tee.
Druggy,
Bitchy,
Easy,
Predatory,
Queeny,
Skanky,
And Top.
I try to at least vary my vices from day to day, as I get easily irritated with the drama. I guess I'm the eigth type: Picky.
We all have our moments, but it's bloody difficult to find guys in this town who don't fit one of these archetypes to a depressing tee.
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