Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Bad News for Celebrity Babies
As if being constantly hounded for your mom's autograph wasn't bad enough, the children of ultra-skinny celebrities may be at increased risk of developing schizophrenia later in life.
A new study has found, corroborating an earlier one, that children born in famine are more likely to develop this disease which is, reports indicate, even more debilitating than failing to drink your kabbalah water. And, since the key thing about famine is not eating enough, Olsen spawn may grow up to be even crazier than their mother(s). This study may also explain Liv Tyler.
A new study has found, corroborating an earlier one, that children born in famine are more likely to develop this disease which is, reports indicate, even more debilitating than failing to drink your kabbalah water. And, since the key thing about famine is not eating enough, Olsen spawn may grow up to be even crazier than their mother(s). This study may also explain Liv Tyler.
