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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Staking a Claim 

I hereby copyright, patent, and claim whole and total ownership of the brand names Tungstat, Tungslim, Tungstimax, et cetera. Because Tungstate seems to be good at inducing weight loss in rats, my ownership of all these names means that pharmaceutical companies will have to pay me ridiculous amounts of money to market their next probably-not-as-effective-or-safe-as-claimed diet fad.

Also, I declare obiang to be Word of The Day.
"Dude, Atkins is so obiang - I just take Tungslim!"

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