Sunday, January 01, 2006
Traumatized neighbors: at least three.
Bottles fancy Danish vodka consumed: 1.
Bottles fancy beer consumed: 1.
Bottles sparkly wine consumed: about 11.
Bottles of beer consumed: unknown.
Explosives set: many.
Falls down the stairs: 1 (sorry Nick!).
Grapefruits thrown: 1.
Frozen blintzes flung: 1.
Cans tuna tossed: 2.
Impact-smushed kumquats found under my bed this morning: 3.
Thanks to everyone who came, and happy new year anyway to those who didn't!
I just have to say that last night's was mischief of a truly higher order. I'm still fishing kumquat bits out of the various nooks and crannies of my apartment, and the coating of dried champagne, beer, and gunpowder on my bar probably should have been handled by the Hazmat team. This may have to become a tradition.