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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Going Native, Part 2: Invasion! 

So we lost the election. A good way to prevent this from happening again is to take over the sparsely populated Red states' electoral votes. How, you ask? Why, here's an idea: let the government of Kansas pay you to do so!! That's right kiddies, if you can stand the thought of moving far far away from civilization (hey, they're also offering broadband access...) , you can help make all that red turn purple and then blue. Cuz with all that abstinence-only sex ed, you'll have no problem breeding up a nice new batch of down-home, heartland LIBERALS!!!!
Mwwaahahahahahaaaa!


# posted by Michael : 23.12.04
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